‘McConnell will become the very thing he hates—Minority’: Twitter’s best burns of Moscow Mitch

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Mitch McConnell went to bed sad and woke up even sadder. Georgia voted in Jon Ossoff and Reverend Raphael Warnock as Senators giving Republicans Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue the boot. This means Mitch has been ditched as Senate Majority Leader — because, y’know, the GOP no longer holds the Senate!

After decades of smugness and arrogance, the turtle man has retreated back into his shell.

And the majority of Americans couldn’t be happier.

Naturally, Twitter was around to celebrate.

The Turtle has been toppled!

Mitch McConnell smiling

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Now that he’s only got another two weeks on the job, maybe he can get going with the over 400 bills passed by the House that are on his desk?

Georgia did some serious multi-tasking!

Side by side photos of Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue

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The efficiency of disposing of multiple racist criminal traitors in a matter of hours needs to be applauded.

There’s only one man to blame and his name rhymes with b*tch

Moscow Mitch


The beauty of his demotion is that there’s no guarantee he’s even the Minority Leader. It’s totally up to QAnon now.

Thanks to minorities he’s Minority Leader

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Black people and Jewish people united and made sure that they would no longer stand for the rampant voter suppression cultivated by the GOP.

Mitch forgot that people need money

Woman holding money

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Usually, the Moscow man is a cunning strategist. However, this time he assumed that cold hard cash is only something that he and his corrupt wife crave and that others don’t care for it. It’s green and it has germs. Ew! Money!

Trump (as usual) played it all wrong

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When you win by the “everything is rigged” card, you die by the “everything is rigged” card.

Mitch wasn’t the only Republican to get demoted

Lindsey Graham making a surprised face


I can’t wait until 2022 when America does some more house-cleaning in D.C.

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