Boo-hoo! Impeached disgraced traitor insurrectionist orange diaper-wearing cry baby president Donald J. Trump won’t be taking his talents to see Joe Biden sworn in as president due to a raging case of sore-loser-itis. He’s the first incumbent to miss his successor’s inauguration since Andrew Johnson in 1869. In case you forgot, Johnson was also impeached, incompetent, an asshole, and sympathetic to Confederate traitors, so it’s like he and Trump are soulmates.
Twitter feasted on the sore loser’s losing losses.