Jared and Ivanka already shunned by new billionaire neighbors

Photo of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump


Once you spend $30 million on a house, you probably expect that getting into the local country club would be a mere formality.

That’s probably true — if you’re not the (about to be ex) president’s complicit daughter and shady son-in-law.

But for Ivanka and Jared/Jared and Ivanka/Javanka/Two Selfish Rich Kids Without an Ounce of Compassion or Awareness – they’re finding out that people value their company a lot less than they thought.

That’s why the “Billionaire’s Bunker” enclave on Indian Creek Island outside Miami has already seen enough of the Trump-Kushners.

Although they just purchased their property in December, the other 28 residences on the island don’t plan to accept the president’s spawn into their country club. And, unlike having your daddy make all the rules, it only takes one member to object to any new member being admitted. That threshold has already been eclipsed exponentially, with many voicing their opposition.

According to an insider:

“The Indian Creek Country Club members are very picky, and the word is that Javanka need not apply… Jared and Ivanka can lunch with their fellow ‘patriots’ at Mar-a-Lago.”

Womp womp.

With an initiation fee of $150,000, why wouldn’t they want American royalty?

Ivanka Trump tags Meat Loaf aboard Air Force One.

screenshot / Twitter @IvankaTrump

Maybe this is why? Patriots, Terrorists… c’mon, they’re both three-syllable words, what’s the difference?

Unless this is the reason…

Federal website for national stockpile quietly changed after Kushner caught lying

Flickr / Gage Skidmore

Jared said that the country would be “rockin’ by July”… if what you meant by “rockin'” is a lot of people hooked up to ventilators, then sure.

Kushner also withheld PPE supplies from blue states.

He also stole millions in PPP loans for his own companies that should have gone to small businesses that were barely surviving.

He also doesn’t give a damn about anyone that doesn’t have the last name Kushner or Trump.

Or this is?

A photograph of a bathroom stall. A smiley face is painted on the toilet lid.


These Secret Service agents are there to take a bullet for you, and you can’t even let them use your toilet paper?

It’s times like this that I’m glad I’m not a billionaire. I actually feel sorry for the 28 other families on the island.

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