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Trevor Noah and the folks at the Daily Show have put together a tasty little video nugget of Trumpian mispronunciations.
And let’s face it: sometimes it’s good to take about a minute and forty seconds away from the relentless poor judgment and epic deceit of the Trump administration to just laugh at the fact that he can’t seem to wrap his mind—or his mouth—around any word more complicated than “me.”
We’ve pulled out our personal favorites for you to enjoy…
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It’s not every drug dealer who can pimp merch they can’t pronounce. Or maybe Trump thinks he didn’t put anyone in danger because he couldn’t say the word?
Can’t we drop the hydroxy from hydroxychloroquine? How about shortening it to CQ? If Trump is going to sell it on national news it is taking to long to pronounce especially for someone whose bridge keeps falling down or his tongue slaps up against the roof of his mouth.
— Jose Whales (@WhalesJose) April 6, 2020
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At least he’s trying to say something that won’t kill us.
Things I can’t stop thinking about: why does Trump think “plasma” is pronounced “plozma?”
It doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in his ability to understand these issues when related two-syllable words are a challenge.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 30, 2020
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You gotta hand it to the FEMA guy who is still attempting to read what Trump is trying to say. Pence, on the other hand, is as glazed over as a designated driver an hour before last call.
Exactly; Having Trump give a speech on Foreign Policy, is like having a Parrot and a Monkey deliver a lesson on brain-surgery! There may be a lot of shrieking, and a few words pronounced correctly at the outset! But when the operation starts, the entire theatre,(patient,inclRUN! https://t.co/YGdRwm4zu1
— Leonard Gould (@LeonardGould3) December 19, 2017
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Step 1: read Trump’s tweet from 2018. Step 2: watch the daily show video. Step 3: laugh uncontrollably.
….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
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You know that guy. Count Hing. He’s that vampire who bites your neck and sucks your plosma.
A brief history of 45 Presidents of United States:
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Maybe if Trump was just fighting the right virus, things would be going better? …Nah!
Trump crossed out Corona and wrote "Chinese" 1) because he's a fucking racist, and 2) because he honestly probably didn't think he could correctly pronounce Corona
— noelle (@noellekate) March 20, 2020
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And their unwavering…selfless…bravery? It’s enough to make you look back fondly on George W.’s wordification.
considering he can’t pronounce the word “bravery” and i can’t see his pupils, i’d say we’re watching benzo Trump at his prime
— Danielle Misiak (@DanielleMisiak) April 16, 2020
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No, Al Gore didn’t invent it. But he can say it.
Internet: How should we pronounce #covfefe?
Trump: pic.twitter.com/R1bvZgdGvI— ǝnɐ˥ ɔıɹƎ (@ericlaue) May 31, 2017
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That’s that rice porridge, right? And a side salad? Would you like cauliflower in your potatoes, sir?
Uh, sure, coming right up!
Would you like some dressing with your word salad Mr President?#coronavirus #TrumpVirus #COVIDー19 #Trumpspeech pic.twitter.com/8uzYNXqzOy
— Kieron Finn 🌹 Schrödinger's Prat (@kieronfinn) March 14, 2020
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Mr. President, close your eyes and count to this number. Mitch will keep the country warm for you.
4.4 million Americans applied for unemployment last week: 26M for the month.
Unemployment insurance you say? Welfare? SNAP? Training?
No, #MoscowMitch wants your city/state to declare bankruptcy like #Trump pic.twitter.com/sV0eGqOywR
— Confunctionist (@confunctionist) April 23, 2020
