You should see the other guy!

Trump doesn’t realize that the Russians can’t help him answer questions.

If you tuned into NBC hoping to see any sanity, you would have needed to wait three hours until Seth Meyers came on.

If you made a good life choice and are watching Biden, here’s a quick snippet of how the other guy is doing.

#ImWatchingJoe pic.twitter.com/RFMHINMRhj

— Andrew Tumilty (@AndrewTumilty) October 16, 2020

I have two devices watching Biden.

I had to turn one to MSNBC because of the near consensus that Commander Babyfingers is getting beaten like a piñata.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) October 16, 2020

A numbers game Don the Con has been losing for a long time

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Trump cares more about the number of people watching him spew lies at his town hall than he does the number of people dead from COVID.

On YouTube right now , 45K watching Trump and 264K watching Biden. I'm loling. #BidenTownHall #TrumpIsALaughingStock

— 🦇Ghoul Henry Rollins 🦇 (@girlhenryrollns) October 16, 2020

I’m watching Biden and he’s the only one who looks presidential at his Town Hall tonight. pic.twitter.com/j9P8r7C8y6

— Shamar English (@english_shamar) October 16, 2020

If you're not watching Biden, you are missing perhaps his best performance EVER. #BidenTownHall

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) October 16, 2020

Forget about a COVID vaccine — how about a truth serum for Trump?

You’d figure that more than 60% of the population would recognize that a guy who has LIED OVER 22,000 times since being elected is a liar. That’s an average of twenty-three lies a day. And those are just the ones we know about.

Trump townhall lies within minutes. I’m watching Biden. https://t.co/boeAHgCCWd

— Robbin ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧙🎃👻 (@RaeMargaret61) October 16, 2020

I’m watching Biden because I don’t want to hear screaming and lying and gaslighting.

— Infinite Facepalm (@Marmas110189) October 16, 2020

Watching Biden discuss government policy is like a balm for the soul. #BidenTownHall

— Glenton Richards 🥁 (@glentonrich) October 16, 2020

The only people who are pro-pedophilia are pedophiles

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When pressed by moderator Savannah Guthrie about not renouncing QAnon, insecure impeached Donnie bellowed this gem:

I do know they are very much against pedophilia, they fight it very hard.

Well, yes, Joe Biden is also anti-pedophilia. And so are nearly all Americans.

Here’s video of Trump refusing to denounce QAnon at the NBC town hall pic.twitter.com/BmSHGYSlxO

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 16, 2020

Someone should ask him to denounce COVID - let’s see what happens.

— Rhett Allain (@rjallain) October 16, 2020

Watching this #BidenTownHall reminds me of one of my favorite SNL jokes ever. It was in a parody trailer for the Downton Abbey movie. This is exactly how I feel watching Biden use full sentences and show empathy and concern. After 4 years of stress and anxiety, we've earned this pic.twitter.com/42U0WwQIRq

— Jackie (@world_iswide) October 16, 2020

I will admit it, I just stood up in my living room and clapped watching Biden talk about the DOJ #BidenTownHall

— Freygea (@Feadulin) October 16, 2020

Yeah, let’s address the hard-hitting issues!

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Just a thought: maybe the stable genius isn’t quite so stable or genius-y?

I switched over to the #TrumpTownHall segment and I have never cringed more in my life. I’ll stick to watching Biden. pic.twitter.com/jF2epSZ2bB

— 🦋🌎🧟‍♀️ (@444FATIMAAA) October 16, 2020

Watching Trump’s townhall tonight…he’s in full desperate maniac mode. Just gets crazier and crazier by the minute. It should be clear to everyone no matter what party you belong to and no matter who you voted for in 2016 that we cannot let this madman have another four years.

— Evan McMullin 🇺🇸 (@EvanMcMullin) October 16, 2020

Back Biden Better

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The Joe Man was poised and actually ANSWERED QUESTIONS! And, most importantly, even a first-grader can notice the humanity in him.

Watching Biden Town Hall on @ABC

My 6 y/o daughter: is that Biden?

Me: Yes, he's answering questions from people, how he'll make our country better

My 6 y/o: Biden is so polite, I like him

❤😭

— 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙶𝚎𝚖™💎🏳️‍🌈𝚀𝙳 𝟸𝟷𝟼 (@Lady_Star_Gem) October 16, 2020

Donnie Meltdown

Flickr / August Schwerdfeger

I can’t wait until Trump and his collection of COVID carriers all spin Thursday night as a majestic blowout, a completely dominating performance by big Donald that rendered Joe Biden helpless. Yeah, sure. And the Mets just won the World Series.

Trump is imploding. I hope reporters are taking a note tonight.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 16, 2020

This election comes down to how many women are watching Biden in the bedroom while their husbands watch Trump in the living room.

— Greg Marcks (@gregmarcks) October 16, 2020

It’s not a talent show. It’s to be the leader of the free world.

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The only thing Trump will actually denounce is democracy.

Trump is an embarrassment and the world is watching. Biden may not be as entertaining but he is respectful, sensible and PRESIDENTIAL. If you want entertainment watch Netflix. #TrumpTownHall

— Olivia Brown (@RealOliviaBrown) October 16, 2020

Trump goes off the rails and throws a tantrum when he's asked to denounce white supremacy without hesitation. pic.twitter.com/jUQIOYamrw

— PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) October 16, 2020

Mexico won’t pay for the wall but Americans will pay for your handcuffs

If you’re a Republican and you’ve lost Frank Luntz, you’ve lost.

Trigger Alert: I’m about to say something that will upset many people reading my Twitter feed tonight.

My group of undecided voters say that the more Trump speaks, the worse he looks.

— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) October 16, 2020

Trump town hall highlights (a brief list):

Does not denounce QAnon
Admits he "probably" owes money to foreign banks
Spreads lies about masks
Refuses to say when he last tested negative before getting COVID

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 16, 2020

I just teared up watching Biden’s response to the mother of a transgender person. #BidenTownHall #BidenHarris https://t.co/SBMQyc2SAy

— Ebony - May Her Memory Be A Revolution (@huesofebony) October 16, 2020

Watching Biden and wow, it is amazing to hear a person speak with integrity!
I forgot how that sounded ! My ears are happy! pic.twitter.com/o9NeVxWzzQ

— what (@buttercuprules1) October 16, 2020

America can finally exhale! (Almost)

Flickr / Phil Roeder

None of this happens without YOU. Get out there and vote and take some friends with you. Americans have suffered enough.

Just imagine turning on the TV, seeing your president, and feeling your blood pressure go down instead of up.

— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 16, 2020

Watching Biden actually answer questions with a fair amount of eloquence and poise and, ya know, *policy*, is almost making my brain short circuit after four years of Trump’s nothingburger babble.

— Seth Plattner (@SethPlattner) October 16, 2020

This post has been updated.