‘Donald, we’re just not that into you’: Twitter goes wild for viral #DivorceTrump ad

The Trump family on a balcony of the White House

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Donald Trump has only had three wives (so far) because Melania still has a couple of years left on her warranty.

Fortunately, America’s prenup goes into effect after four years. MeidasTouch asks…isn’t it time to divorce Trump?

Cheating is in his blood

A photograph of Donald Trump typing on a cell phone.

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When it comes to cheating, Don the Con doesn’t discriminate. SATs, taxes, medical records, draft deferments, spouses, charities, Trump U students, colluding with Russia, colluding with Ukraine — the infidel in the White House is full of infidelity.

Going Postal on Democracy

A postal truck driving down a road

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After installing yet another sycophantic flunky, Louis DeJoy, to head the Post Office, less than 90 days before our election, Donald’s trying to cheat people out of their mail-in votes by removing mailboxes and destroying mail sorters responsible for tens of millions of letters per day. Oh, and the forced chaos isn’t limited to just your ballot. When you mess with the postal service, you’re delaying items vital for citizens’ survival: medicines, Social Security checks, bills, and payroll checks.

Neither in sickness nor in health

Man wearing a black facemask

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Over 170,000 coronavirus deaths and counting, and Donnie-do-nothing STILL doesn’t have any plan to slow the carnage. And now those that are hanging onto their health or house by a fingertip are in for another obstacle — the threat to end the payroll tax —  ya’ know, the little tax that funds Social Security.


Sidenote: when Donald’s self-professed “best friend”, his younger brother, Robert, lay on his deathbed, where was Don the Con? Golfing.

A loveless marriage

#DictatorTrump

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Don the Con loves no one. And he certainly doesn’t love America. In fact, he’d rather burn it all down to impress his dictator club than actually do any good. Although there is one married man he’d love to settle down with: Vlady-P.

It’s not you, it’s… oh, wait… it is you!

Trump thinks blue cities should be left to 'rot' — but it is the red ones that would feel the burn

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Donald Trump has made zero effort to unite us. His modus operandi has been to divide and conquer from day one. And that’s not a very good formula for a relationship.

If anyone can show just cause why this nation cannot lawfully be led, let them speak now or forever hold their peace

A photo graph of Robert Mueller in conversation in the Oval Office.

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Robert Mueller: “Read my report. The unredacted version. And stay away from his best man, Bill Barr.”

 Mixed marriages

Trump to open 18 million acres in Alaska to oil and gas drilling

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Oil and water don’t mix. And neither does oil and wildlife. But Donny don’t care.

The divorce registry is in every voting booth

People standing in line to vote wearing face masks

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We’d never let a spouse treat us this poorly. Why are we letting our President? It’s time to file for divorce from Donald J. Trump on November 3rd.

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